The following was sent to me by a friend in the west country. These purport to be
some answers to recent school exam papers. Read them and laugh (or weep)! And no
I didn't make any spelling mistakes, this was the way it came …
History - In wartime children who lived in big cities had to be evaparated because
it was safer in the country.
Maths - The total is when you add up all the numbers and a remainder is an animal
that pulls Santa on his slay.
History - Sometimes in the war they take prisners and keep them as ostriges until
the war is over. Some prisners end up in consterpation camps.
Religious Studies - A mosque is a sort of church. The main difference is that its
roof is doomed.
Maths - I would like to be an accountant but you have to know a lot about moths.
Geography - The closest town to France is Dover. You can get to France on a train
or you can go on a fairy.
Maths - If it is less than 90 degrees it is a cute angel
The Arts - … and at the end of the show we all sing away in a manager.
The Arts - In last years Christmas concert Linzi played the main prat. I played one
of the smaller prats and I would like to have a bigger prat this year.
Science - Helicopters are cleverer than planes. Not only can they fly through the
air they can also hoover.
History - Then Joan of Ark met her end. She was burned as a steak.
Natural History - Crabs and creatures like them all belong to a family of crushed
Geography - In geography we learned that countries with sea around them are islands
and ones without sea are incontinents.
Religious Studies - If you marry two people you are a pigamist, but morons are not
allowed to do this.
History - Sir Walter Raleigh circumcised the world with a big clipper.
Geography - In Scandinavia the Danish people come from Denmark, the Norwegians come
from Norway and the Lapdancers come from Lapland.