Spring 2010


Commodore's Report

AGM and Prize Giving

Amusing Observations

Annual Dinner

Boaty Information

Bodgit Journals

Chapter 4 – not all over

Christmas Lunch

Club Open Weekend

Firework Night

Greece and the Rat

Mid-Thames Trophy  

Newsletter Printing


Pat Halling’s Musical

Programme March - May

Sailing Prog. Notes

Secretary’s Bit

Senior Moments  

SigneT Open Meeting

Start Of Season Party

Valentines Day Lunch

Working Party

You Were Warned


Senior Moments

Thought some of the following might amuse …

a. The old don’t have to worry about temptation. When you’re old temptation avoids you.

b. These days happy hour is a nap.

c. I’ve reached the age when I need my hearing aid and false teeth before I can ask where I left my glasses.

d. At my age everything has either dried up or leaks.

e. I’m a dedicated follower of fashion (as long as I don’t have to run to keep up)

f. The first day of retirement is the first day of the rest of your life savings.

g. Getting old is when you hear snap, crackle and pop before you even get down to breakfast.

h. You can live without sex but not without your glasses.

i.  If I’d known I was going to live this long I’d have taken better care of myself.

j.  Nostalgic? How? I can’t remember a thing.

k. Retirement: twice the husband on half the income.

l.  Old age? The time of life when actions creak louder than words.

Mike (Retired yes, OAP – not yet awhile) Baker