If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin
bottle "Take two Aspirin" and "Keep away from children"
This is claimed to be the actual radio conversation of a US Naval ship with Canadian
authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995, as released by the Chief
of Naval Operations October 10 1995:
Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South
to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again - divert your course.
Canadians: No, I say again you divert your course.
Amercans: This is the Aircraft Carrier USS LINCOLN, the second largest ship in the
United States Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied by three Destroyers, three Cruisers
and numerous support vessels. I DEMAND that you change your course 15 degrees North
or counter measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.