AGM & Prizegiving
Boat Use Records
Christmas Cheats Lunch
Club Boat Berths
Fee Increases For 2009
Goodbye to a Club History
Members Please Note!
News of Members
Places of Interest
Programme March - May
Race Start Times
Skittles for your Diary
Slogans On T Shirts
Something to think about
Slogans On Christmas T Shirts
This must have been 'the year' for them. Here's a few I spotted over the festive
a. I'm up and dressed, what more do you want?
b. If you're not embarrassing your children you're not enjoying yourself.
c. The four stages of life .
You believe in Santa
You don't believe in Santa
You are Santa
You look like Santa
d. I see a light at the end of the tunnel . I hope it's the gents
e. Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.
f. I don't want to,
I don't have to,
You can't make me,
Do it yourself !!!
g. I can only please one person each day .
TODAY IS NOT YOUR DAY
Tomorrow doesn't look good either.
h. I'm not 60. I'm 18 with a lot of experience.
i. Reduce your carbon footprint - stay in bed.
j. Exercise is highly addictive - don't start.
k. I love vegetarians - more meat for me.
l. Only left handed people are in their right minds.
m. Hand me the chocolate and no-one gets hurt.
n. So many men - So few who can afford me.
o. Do you want to speak to the man in charge or the woman who knows what's going
p. Like my horse -
have great legs,
A fit body
And occasionally need a good whipping.
Mike (Been there, got the T-shirt) Baker